A Real Nigerian

Donald Trump trying to paint the White House.
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He invited contractors from China, Europe and Nigeria.
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He asks the Chinese contractor how much he will charge. He said 3 million dollars.
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He asks the European contractor how much he will charge. He said 7 million dollars.
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He asks the Nigerian contractor how much he will charge. He said 10 million dollars.
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Trump goes back to the Chinese and asked "Why 3 million?"
The Chinese said "1 million for the paint, 1 million for the labor and 1 million profit."
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He then goes to the European and asked "Why 7 million?"
The European reply "2m for the best quality paint, 3m for the specialized labor, and 2m profit."
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Trump finally goes to the Nigerian and asked "Why 10 million?"
The Nigerian replied, "Your Excellency, let's sit down and have a talk, man to man. You see 3m for you, 4m for me and with 3m we shall hire the Chinese Contractor and the contract is done. Everybody will be happy. You, me and the American people.
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Donald Trump: Hey! Give that contract to the Nigerian and tell others to go home.
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