Friday, 6 January 2017

Football joke

Why is football played for 45 minutes in each half?
Sepp Blatter failed to answer this question at the latest press conference.
Even the so called sports analysts, sports scientists and soccer legends do not know why.
Just to help out you and all those who do not know, here is the answer:
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team i.e. 22 players.
Each player brings his own 2 balls (hidden in his sports underwear)!
So in total there are 2 times 22 equals 44 balls.
There is one ball on the ground itself, being played. Thus the grand total is 45.
That's the answer!!!!
Of course, sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins - (which is the referee's balls!)
Lol
Chidex

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